Post by commiczar on Sept 6, 2009 7:26:28 GMT 10
Just minutes ago, distant sounds of explosions were heard
in the eastern direct from the Imperial City Capital Zone;
whereby, two Imperial guards were dispatched on ATVs
( All Terrain Vehicles ), to report as to who was responsible,
and what exactly was the cause of the explosion sounds;
which, from initial audio observation, appeared to have occured
within the Imperium's borders.
Upon the two Imperial Guard's arrival at the scene of the sounds,
they quickly and quietly observed no less than five *foreign*
"terrorist" ( i.e. local USA vandals ); who were in the process of
igniting and exploding "cherry bombs" into one of the Imperium's
lesser lakes. ( small lake created as a back-wash, from a spill-way
/ overflow at Lake Blaxx )
The two Imperial Guards immediately contacted Officials / Officers
in the Imperial City Capital Zone via cell-communication; whereby,
they asked for, and received, "Official Orders" to engage the five
*foreign* "terrorist", once reinforcements arrived to assist the two.
In total, five Reserves from the Imperial Guard were dispatched
to join and assist the two; where upon the five's arrival via truxx
( truck ), the then seven Imperial Guard were deployed to engage
the *foreign* invading "terrorist", and expel them from Imperial
Soverign Soil, by any-and-all means necessary and appropriate.
( non-lethal, semi-legal: fight w/ fist, etc...black-eye, bloody-nose )
However.........
Once the five *foreign* "terrorist" noticed that their penetration
and destruction of Imperial Soverign Soil had been detected, and
that two ATVs and a truxx-full ( truck-full ) were charging their
position, the five *foreign* "terrorist" immediately vacated the
scene of their crimes.
From all indications at the scene of the crimes, it was believed
that the five *foreign* "terrorist" were involved in what is commonly
referred to as "bomb fishing"; whereby, one ignites an explosive
device, drops it into a pond or lake, and wait for fish to float to the
top of the water.
( death by concussion device...not sporting / not legal, macro and micro )
Trespassing and destruction of private property are not taken too
lightly within the Imperium's "neck-of-the-woods".
Similar such attacks have occurred within the Imperium's borders;
and it is the belief of the Imperial Government, that these five
*foreign* "terrorist" ( or at least the majority ) are guilty of some
of the past occupations, invasions, and destructions within the
Imperium's borders.
In times past, "Operation: Butt-Hole into a Mud-Hole" was
put into full force; whereby, agents from the Imperial Guard were
ordered to seek-out those who were responsible, and once they
were positive as to the identities, they were ordered to enforce
revenge upon those who were known to be responsible; with
so-called "Blanket Bashing" as the traditional means of
force for: "Correct-Response-And-Punishment" / C.R.A.P.
( i.e. throw a blanket over the guilty's head, and then proceed to
turn his "butt-hole into a mud-hole", by knocking some sense into
him.......as a method-and-means of "preventive maintenance" )
That type of response is no longer accepted, approved, and
authorized by Officers or Officials of any Agency of the Imperial
Governmentt; however, it is widely believed that there are still
some so-called "rogue-reservist" within the Divisions of the
Imperial Guards, who *may* break / bend Imperial "Laws of the Lands",
and who *may* still continue to use such retaliation and revenge
methods against those who violate the Imperium and Her Allies.
( i.e. the old "boys will be boys" possibility / probability )
Nowadays...the Imperial Family and Government seek local "macro"
legal intervention; and prosecute those for "destruction of private
property", "trespassing", etc.
( Legal Eagle Cousin / Lawyer...Imperium's Minister of Legal affairs )
___________________________________________________
in the eastern direct from the Imperial City Capital Zone;
whereby, two Imperial guards were dispatched on ATVs
( All Terrain Vehicles ), to report as to who was responsible,
and what exactly was the cause of the explosion sounds;
which, from initial audio observation, appeared to have occured
within the Imperium's borders.
Upon the two Imperial Guard's arrival at the scene of the sounds,
they quickly and quietly observed no less than five *foreign*
"terrorist" ( i.e. local USA vandals ); who were in the process of
igniting and exploding "cherry bombs" into one of the Imperium's
lesser lakes. ( small lake created as a back-wash, from a spill-way
/ overflow at Lake Blaxx )
The two Imperial Guards immediately contacted Officials / Officers
in the Imperial City Capital Zone via cell-communication; whereby,
they asked for, and received, "Official Orders" to engage the five
*foreign* "terrorist", once reinforcements arrived to assist the two.
In total, five Reserves from the Imperial Guard were dispatched
to join and assist the two; where upon the five's arrival via truxx
( truck ), the then seven Imperial Guard were deployed to engage
the *foreign* invading "terrorist", and expel them from Imperial
Soverign Soil, by any-and-all means necessary and appropriate.
( non-lethal, semi-legal: fight w/ fist, etc...black-eye, bloody-nose )
However.........
Once the five *foreign* "terrorist" noticed that their penetration
and destruction of Imperial Soverign Soil had been detected, and
that two ATVs and a truxx-full ( truck-full ) were charging their
position, the five *foreign* "terrorist" immediately vacated the
scene of their crimes.
From all indications at the scene of the crimes, it was believed
that the five *foreign* "terrorist" were involved in what is commonly
referred to as "bomb fishing"; whereby, one ignites an explosive
device, drops it into a pond or lake, and wait for fish to float to the
top of the water.
( death by concussion device...not sporting / not legal, macro and micro )
Trespassing and destruction of private property are not taken too
lightly within the Imperium's "neck-of-the-woods".
Similar such attacks have occurred within the Imperium's borders;
and it is the belief of the Imperial Government, that these five
*foreign* "terrorist" ( or at least the majority ) are guilty of some
of the past occupations, invasions, and destructions within the
Imperium's borders.
In times past, "Operation: Butt-Hole into a Mud-Hole" was
put into full force; whereby, agents from the Imperial Guard were
ordered to seek-out those who were responsible, and once they
were positive as to the identities, they were ordered to enforce
revenge upon those who were known to be responsible; with
so-called "Blanket Bashing" as the traditional means of
force for: "Correct-Response-And-Punishment" / C.R.A.P.
( i.e. throw a blanket over the guilty's head, and then proceed to
turn his "butt-hole into a mud-hole", by knocking some sense into
him.......as a method-and-means of "preventive maintenance" )
That type of response is no longer accepted, approved, and
authorized by Officers or Officials of any Agency of the Imperial
Governmentt; however, it is widely believed that there are still
some so-called "rogue-reservist" within the Divisions of the
Imperial Guards, who *may* break / bend Imperial "Laws of the Lands",
and who *may* still continue to use such retaliation and revenge
methods against those who violate the Imperium and Her Allies.
( i.e. the old "boys will be boys" possibility / probability )
Nowadays...the Imperial Family and Government seek local "macro"
legal intervention; and prosecute those for "destruction of private
property", "trespassing", etc.
( Legal Eagle Cousin / Lawyer...Imperium's Minister of Legal affairs )
___________________________________________________